Home teams are listed in bold and the match winners are GREEN.
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| Week 1 - 12/20/2016 | Safety First (1) at CHALK OUTLAWS (5) |
| Week 2 - 01/03/2017 | Safety First (5.5) at RERUNS (0.5) |
| Week 3 - 01/10/2017 | Safety First (1) at BAD DECISIONS (5) |
| Week 4 - 01/17/2017 | Team Not Ron (5) at SAFETY FIRST (1) |
| Week 5 - 01/24/2017 | Great Shape (4) at SAFETY FIRST (2) |
| Week 6 - 01/31/2017 | Safety First (2) at BALLS IN HAND (4) |
| Week 7 - 02/07/2017 | Safety First (6) at GROUP THERAPY (0) |
| Week 8 - 02/14/2017 | I Like Beer (1) at SAFETY FIRST (5) |
| Week 9 - 02/21/2017 | Natural Character (2) at SAFETY FIRST (4) |
| Week 10 - 02/28/2017 | Wrong Pocket (4) at SAFETY FIRST (2) |
| Week 11 - 03/07/2017 | Safety First (1.5) at THREE'S ENOUGH (4.5) |
| Week 12 - 03/14/2017 | Hook 'Em (4.5) at SAFETY FIRST (1.5) |
| Week 13 - 03/21/2017 | Safety First at BYE |