Home teams are listed in bold and the match winners are GREEN.
Click on completed matches to view score sheet.
| Week 1 - 05/16/2016 | Bernies Team (2) at SALAD SHOOTERS (6) |
| Week 2 - 05/23/2016 | Bernies Team (2.5) at JEFFS FREE MUSTACHE RIDES (5.5) |
| Week 3 - 06/06/2016 | Q Sharks (5) at BERNIES TEAM (3) |
| Week 4 - 06/13/2016 | Bernies Team (5) at CHALK OUTLINES (3) |
| Week 5 - 06/20/2016 | BYE at BERNIES TEAM |
| Week 6 - 06/27/2016 | Bernies Team (7) at DONS TEAM (1) |
| Week 7 - 07/11/2016 | Bernies Team (6.5) at NINES TEAM (1.5) |
| Week 8 - 07/18/2016 | Group Therapy (5.5) at BERNIES TEAM (2.5) |
| Week 9 - 07/25/2016 | Bernies Team (2) at DOUG OUR OWN GRAVE (6) |
| Week 10 - 08/01/2016 | Bernies Team (3) at TRAVIS TEAM (5) |
| Week 11 - 08/08/2016 | A Midget, A Donkey & A One Arm Bandit (4) at BERNIES TEAM (4) |